The small son stopped his father and told him proudly that he had learned what the Bible meant.
His father smiled, but challenged his son, “What do you mean, you know what the Bible means?
The son replied, “I do know!" -- a bit hurt that his father seemed to doubt him.
“Okay,” said his father, “what does the Bible mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.”
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